Best 'You Had One Job' Moments

Sometimes employees have just one task to do, yet still manage to mess it up. In fact, they may gunk it up so bad it's even hard to believe they didn't understand what they were doing! Revenge, perhaps. Or maybe it's a practical joke on the boss?

Well, well, well. Just another dedicated cheerleader doing her campus job, rallying for pilots and astronauts as they fly over the field. Or is she?

It’s hard enough waking up in the morning and stumbling to the coffee pot without this nonsense. And then there's the choice: Hold it politely, or do you just guzzle it like a commoner? 

There are many elements that go into a world-class tattoo. Skin artists spend years refining their script and illustration skills, but they must have test subjects along the way. Who is the lucky customer today?

With terror threatening the earth and crazy people with guns running around, it's good to know that this office building has the security under control. Or does it?

Ah, yes. The diverse and mysterious continent of Asia. China, Vietnam, Thailand — they all have their own special attraction. This shirt really captures the beauty, too!

Ta Da! Right before your eyes, we will saw this lady in half and put her back together again. All we need is a little glue and the directions. Any takers?

This road crew was definitely being passive aggressive here when this motorist ignored the “no parking” cones. But was it right to unleash this road rage?

Why, it's a tarantula transformed into a cockroach. So many questions, really. Has the nuclear accident been contained? Does it really scurry? If one steps on it, does it crunch?

New, bigger sized bags should generally follow only one rule. They should be bigger than the old ones, duh! Sadly, the chips look smaller. 

The world has seen many famous villains. From Billy the Kid to Hannibal Lecter, the terror never ends. However, none are as devious as Firstname Lastname!

Will Reeve is a Good Morning America correspondent. He merely wanted to work from home during the pandemic, like many in the business. As it turns out, there is a bit of a professional learning curve!

This turns everything you thought you knew about condiments inside out. What if you’ve been wrong this whole time, and mayonnaise is mustard while mustard is mayonnaise?

Chrissy may be a top model married to John Legend himself, but she still has problems like other human beings. At the American Music Awards, she tried to wear a Yousef Akbar dress with super high slits. So glam!

Welcome back to Chian, a population of at least two. Behold, a pair of plastic sunglasses, sourced from far, far away. In fact, no one has boldly explored this land at all!

Reese Witherspoon sure found a cheesy disaster when she shared her baked Brie recipe with Insta fans. Allegedly, she is known for the dish in her circles! That day, her ingredients had other ideas.

Eddie Murphy was the star of the hit film, Trading Places. A decent comedy experience, no doubt. But what's going on here? It looks like the producers of 48 Hours decided to carry on the tradition!

Actor Michael Keaton arrived on stage ready to present at The 74th Golden Globe Awards. That tux and glasses combo was oh-so-chic, and it certainly seemed like he's been there before. No big deal!

Whoever invented stairs really improved on the concept of slopes. With so many helpful little steps, it's hard to imagine how they could be ruined. But, today is the day!

John Lennon's 60's poetry was appropriated recently by celebrities of every stripe and creed. During the pandemic, it seems they all decided it was time for a new, inspirational cover of "Imagine". But was it, really?

Everyone loves a good collage. Some people go to college. This girl, though? It's not clear which activity she is actually endorsing here! A close look reveals one potentially very big, totally uneducated mistake.

Here, we have onions completely mislabeled. But as you can see, the content of these bags are obviously a bit starchier. What could it be?

There is more than one issue here, starting with the sick psycho that would mix Skittles and M&Ms. Some might call this sacrilege. And they would be right!

Yes, many are are trying to be more politically correct these days. Some would argue there is no reason a baby has to conform to gender norms. Was this sign really intended to make that statement, though?

Most people do run into car trouble occasionally. It's merely the cost of doing business, out on the mean streets. But most people also know not to drive in heels during a flood!

Time for a quiz. What do you get for the person who has everything? Poop Tarts, of course! Pop Tarts are so common, who needs more of them?

Valentine’s Day is all about hidden meanings. Why not include a mysterious clue right in the holiday chocolate? A little wordplay, maybe?

Summertime and the livin' is easy, they sang. With air conditioner, that's certainly true. But a fan is the bare minimum, to battle the heat! At first glance, this room looks alright. But what's going on here, with that missing blade?

This gentleman was all ready to go home and see his big moment on TV. Why, it was his fifteen minutes of fame! Many people wait their whole lives for that chance, frankly. How did it go?

Scientists say that bathroom surfaces have around 500,000 bacteria per square inch, on average. Yet and still, frugality and hygiene here battle it out in a public bathroom. Clearly, a manager is trying to save money and limit the soap for customers. But isn't that gross, readers ask? 

When you are a world-famous entertainer, you can be forgiven for some things. Everyone makes mistakes! What about messing up a contest winner’s name in front of the world, though?

You, too, can achieve great things if you would just give up on your education and quit school. Smoking and a diploma? Both are just are not in your future. Take action, take control!

Yet again, the Health Department hand washing regulations. Here, a sign clearly states that all employees must wash their hands before returning to work. Pretty easy to read, right?

All those warnings about misusing “their, they’re and there” have prepared most English speakers for this special moment. But real grammar nazis, look away! It's an error that is hard to deal with, even for regular readers.

The choice seems impossible: Cherry flavored or green apple? Just 32 ounces of that favorite flavor is never enough. But today, there is an added problem. Which is which, folks?

As Coldplay once sang: What a thing to have done, and it was all yellow. Was that tune actually about this picture, right here? Hard to argue with the theory, say some fans!

Satan Claus is Santa’s little-known brother.  He doesn’t live in the North Pole, he lives somewhere… a little more southern.

It’s hard to choose the appropriate response here. Enter, and be labeled rebellious, or not enter, and be labeled rebellious. Tough times, for sure. What's the right move, really?

“Trees Don’t Move” sounds like a great kid’s book or a cool trendy song title, but this sign reminds us that trees are stationary objects, like rocks.

Hi, Welcome to Target!  My name is Blank.  Perhaps you’ve heard of my cousins, Name Here and Firstname Lastname?

We aren’t sure what transgression you would have to commit to earn these lockers.  We’re still trying to wrap our minds around why they are like this.

Admittedly, geometry was never our strong point, either.  Still, we’re pretty sure we could tell the difference between round and square.

"When you open the shop tomorrow morning just put up the new posters of the man and woman. It's easy, you'll know what to do." NOT.

Soap is soap, no matter what.  Again, this is a great way to keep the Health Department happy while keeping your bean counters satisfied.  This is, however, a little at odds with the Health Department regulation to wash your hands before returning to work.

We all want the best value for our money, and we will do anything to get it.  Well, almost anything.  Even the best coupon clippers and dollar store fanatics may have a problem with buying used toilet paper. 

You automatically assume this light was placed poorly because it is facing a wall.  Truth is, this light isn’t for human drivers, it is for the spiders and ants on the wall.

Wanted:  Playground Designer.  Must have whimsical creative ideas, a sadistic side, and despise children.  Extra consideration is given to designers who were obsessed with George of the Jungle in childhood.

Here, we have a half-finished clock.  Why isn’t it completely finished?  We ran out of time.

Sometimes eating the perfect cat food can be a spiritual experience for our feline friends. We’re not sure if this cat is supposed to be hugging its humans or having a religious experience, but because it’s a cat, we lean more towards the religious experience desiring human contact.

Try being dead, they said.  It’ll be a blast, they said.  Sorry, I’m just not finding this whole death thing to be as much fun as they promised.

If you ever wonder what a toilet paper roll from a horror movie would look like, here it is.  Notice it screaming in terror; it will become even more unraveled as the movie goes on.

This truck company has made its slogan words we can all live by. In fact, just the other day, we couldn’t, so we didn’t.  Thank you, random trucking company, for giving us all validation, and the affirmation we truly need to just give up.

So, we can clearly see what was supposed to be happening here when these stairs were built.  What we can’t clearly see is why what was supposed to happen, didn’t.

When you buy tickets from the scalper in the parking lot on the day of the event, you can’t complain if your view is slightly obstructed.

Pop-tarts are the essential breakfast treat, full of crusty goodness and chewy deliciousness.

Sure, maybe you thought you would get a pizza with pepperoni on the entire pie, but what did you really expect?  This pizza is for sale, half off.

The reason these spoons are so affordable is that the manufacturers used less plastic in them than normal spoons.

Orange pumpkins? Is this that dress dilemma that was making its rounds on social media all over again? It may be the light, but I think these pumpkins look blue. Others say they look orange.

It all starts with chicken. Unless, of course, it all starts with ground beef. Sometimes it starts with salmon; it’s never entirely clear what starts it all, or what “it” is that requires a meat product to start anyway.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s time for Santa to light the menorah.  This is the ultimate Christmas decoration for the Jewish family who has everything.  Who knew the star at the top of the Christmas tree should actually be a Star of David?

It’s not enough that these buns were incorrectly wrapped, but take a look behind them and you’ll see it’s an entire display full of buns gone crazy.

It’s already heartbreaking enough to read that many kittens were found dead in a freezer, but the imagination runs wild when you pair it with the other story on the page with the man grilling some unknown meat.

You know the saying:  A brid in hand is worth two in the bush.  In this case, a brid in hand is discounted quite a bit.  One thing we know for certain, whoever printed these mugs was a real brid-brain.

Ah, the mythical county of Chian.  For the record, even products made in China must get labels printed from somewhere. Chances are, the labels are made in the S.U.A.

Banana socks are all the rage, especially if you don’t know what a banana looks like. We can’t trust anyone anymore; how do we know these are socks and not gloves?  We are completely confused now.

Ok, so when life gives you canned peaches, you make peach cobbler.  Unfortunately, this won’t help your spaghetti sauce very much right now, unless you want to try something really wild, crazy, and extremely nausea-inducing over your pasta.

This is to mark a handicapped parking spot…or is it?  Spelled backwards, this word is “Belbasid,” which is probably a secret code word for the “Society of Folks who Failed Spelling in Skool.”

Thank goodness that old biddy is gone, huh?  She was a pain in the butt.  We thought she’d never leave.  Time to celebrate, the countdown is over!

Oh, my.  Here, we have a slogan promising real and tasty, with pictures of adorable babies on packages of wipes.  We can only assume that the babies are tasty, but don’t forget to add baby powder when cooking so they rise.

This sign is meant to be read from inside, meaning the person reading it is at the restaurant.  In other words, dear customer, the person who is delivering this food to you is actually you.

We’re not nutritionists by any means, but we’re pretty sure this isn’t how sugar-free items work, especially when the sugar-free item is... sugar.  Does this mean this is just an empty bag?

We’re not sure how anyone could have mistaken these ears of corn for tangerines.  Or are they onions?   Bananas?  No matter what they are, we may have a little problem packing these healthy treats into a lunch bag for the kids. Hope these are easy to peel, at least.

This lighter can be used to light all sorts of flammable things, like tobacco and whatever the person was smoking that designed this lighter.

We suspect this person was a weather forecaster in another life, with his prediction of “it may rain, or it may not” spilling into his current life.  He may also be a philosopher with deep, hidden meanings behind this sign.  Is it wet?  What does wet mean?

First, they get us with easy open cans with tabs that pull off leaving the can sealed tight. Then, we get easy open bags that guarantee to explode your potato chips all over the floor.

Time has not been good for Hollywood celebrity, Billy Dee Williams.  He doesn’t even look like the same person anymore.  Sometimes, living the high life really takes its toll on an actor.  In fact, it looks like he’s been through some pretty serious Star Wars.

This is where ghosts go to get ghost supplies, like wine and spirits. We have to wonder what they really do sell in there, though.

What’s more fun than pranking the blind? Pranking the blind on a busy street corner.  We hope that if someone needs this button, they can figure it out safely or that they were champion Frogger players in their teens.

Who built this, a blind man? Well, his skills are on full display. We're not sure we are satisfied with this remodeling job, to be blunt.

Obviously, the designer of the kitchen drawers and the upside-down toilet seat has extended his professional career to doorknob installation.

You can close the door, or you can support your building with a pole. You can’t do both. Welcome to another installment of the popular “Ollege for Architectural Design and Planning,” advanced edition.

Seriously, this is far too complicated for the average person to think about.  Is it my left, or your left?  Is the entire remote full of lies, and the volume up button mutes the sound?

If you’re too lazy to break your fortune cookie, this chef doesn’t even bother stuffing the fortune into the treat. We suspect he works part-time at McDonald’s putting cheese on filet-o-fish sandwiches as seen a little earlier on this gallery.

Oh, so very very close, Mr. Interior Designer. Was this your plan the whole time? It's so bad for OCD people.. to see something that should work - not working.

This is a commentary on the state of common sense in our world.  In what world would a bin full of peanuts not contain peanuts?  Sure, if you’re allergic to peanuts this could be dangerous, but hopefully, you may spot the secret, hidden danger in this bin.

The person who designed this outfit was given the task of putting together an outfit which was both functional and stylish for this beer promotion. However, they didn't quite think through the position of the zipper.

Introducing the newest Olympic sport, racks-et-ball. Judging from the size of the equipment, this is the sport of leprechauns and fairy folk the world over.

We all understand when errors happen with inscriptions on cakes and shirts, but how does one explain this error on the airline company name?

“I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the….” wait, what? Ah, the little-understood American state of China.  It’s a small state, for sure, and not many people know about it.  China is proud to display the American flag on its products!

There is not a woman alive who can’t admit they have tried to use a urinal before out of sheer desperation.  There is not a woman alive who doesn’t also have to admit the experiment resulted in wet shoes.

Frankly, we don’t know which sign to believe. The possibility of wandering into the wrong room is terrifying to most of us, isn't it?

What in the world is going on with this signage? It's supposed to remind us about precision, but the letters certainly don't inspire accuracy!

How we love to open our windows, and enjoy the fresh air and crisp, clean views of the countryside around us. Windows can be our escape, the fuel for our daydreams.

Toilets are a pretty simple design, right? It’s generally accepted that the seat must go under the lid. It had to take major effort to get this backwards. And we don’t want to know about cleaning this thing if used as is!

This is the second playground designed by our sadistic creator who hates kids.  On the bright side, the odds of your child falling out of this swing are pretty slim.  Of course, the odds of your child getting on the swing, to begin with, are pretty slim as well.

Well, there really isn’t that much of a difference between an ostrich and a dog; one buries its head and the other buries its bone.  Other than that, can you tell the difference?  Well, other than the feathers, the beak, and the fact that the bird has two legs while Fido has four.

If you thought taking the stairs was a healthy alternative to escalators, you were half right. We aren’t sure what this designer had against stairs, or against people who want to go up and down. Or down and up.

This is beyond irritating, even if you don't have OCD. Admit it, you would cut this plastic open just to flip this bun over. It is an annoyance that only the bravest of souls could truly tolerate.

What is Life, really?  Life is all about living the way you want to, whether its putting berries in your cinnamon cereal, or pouring the milk under the bowl instead of on the cereal.

Why pay $9.95 for these goggles, when you can pay $9.95 for them?  For a limited time only, pay regular price on these high-quality Speedo swim goggles!  Act now, or you may miss the sale and pay regular price for them tomorrow.

We’d like to say it’s easy to mix up watermelon and corn. We’d like to say it, but honestly, we can’t. The only thing they have in common is that they are both summer picnic foods.

We won’t make the obvious statement that this parking spot is for people with their heads up…side down.  This looks far less like a handicapped parking spot marker and more like an Egyptian hieroglyph that, loosely translated, reads “You’re fired.”

The term snacks can mean lots of different things to people, and this is a perfectly healthy snack.  It’s also a great way to keep coworkers far away from you after lunch.

In big cities all around the globe, concessions are made for bike lanes so all can ride in peaceful harmony.  All, that is, except in this city.

Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for… the United Kingdom.  Time for two lessons.  The first, Canada is not part of the UK. The second, flip-flops are not now, nor ever will be a fashion statement.

None shall pass. None at all. Not even you. Hey. Where are you going? How did you get past this impenetrable roadblock? Get back here and pay the toll!

This sign is less of an instruction and more of a prediction.  If you take the closed left lane, you will be involved in an accident.  Sheer genius, and the sign maker works as a fortune teller at the circus on weekends.

Some bunny made a booboo.  We don’t think it’s ferret all to call these critters rabbits.  All of this to weasel a sale out of a customer? Ok, just to be clear, these aren’t rabbits, they are ferrets.  You’re welcome.

Ah, the elusive top-secret recipe for an avocado wrap.  Let’s see, tomato, peppers, lettuce, cheese.  Yup, that should cover it!  Why do I feel like I’m missing something here?

It’s pretty common knowledge that men in a restroom setting will go out of their way to ignore each other.  This forced bromance set up has guys just a little too close for comfort.

You have to pay a little extra for the convenience of having your own balcony.  Ok, for the convenience of sharing your balcony with your neighbor.

Every year for the past 23, this group gets together to celebrate all things grammatically incorrect.  If you think this shirt is cool, you should see what they did for their 22st design.

These may not seem like ring pops on closer inspection, but they actually are.  These are a short-lived “do it yourself” lollipop craft that encouraged kids to make their own rings from the stems of tootsie roll pops.

We think our bathroom is far too attractive, can you help us? Certainly, we can wreck any bathroom in just one day. Free financing and a full, satisfaction guaranteed warranty with all purchases.

First, there was 7-11 with its promise that it would be open from 7am until 11pm, but this really takes the cake.  Not only will this store be open every day of the week, it will also be open on two additional days that it made up specifically for the occasion.

Where is the center of anything, really? Is being truly centered just a figment of our imagination? Can anyone ever truly be centered?

This is a hotel loading zone, and everybody from valets to bell hops have their hands out for a tip, including this street sign.  This street is apparently only for people who know the 700 block of SW Broadway like the back of their hand.

As a cake designer, you can be given some odd, impossible to decipher directions. This, however, was probably not one of those times.

If white cows give plain milk and brown cows give chocolate milk, we can make a few assumptions about the color of the cow giving us this orange milk.

“Psst, this is Pepsi.  I have infiltrated and am preparing to make contact with our source.  Stand by for a full report. If something happens to me, tell my wife Sierra Mist that I love her.”

Coke has always been sneaky, even when he was young.  Here we see him trying to crash a Fanta party without an invitation.  We’re not sure which would be more disappointing; tearing this open to find coke or tearing open a coke wrapper to find Fanta.

Ah, our favorite beverage, Atnaf.  Carbonated goodness in every sip.  The biggest flaw we see in this can of Atnaf is that somehow the drink volume and the phrase at the top are upside down!

Too cool for Shcool.  Is this the level of education we can expect for our kids going to school in this neighborhood, or is it a thinly veiled warning for kids to stay in Shcool so they don’t have mishaps like this one?

This is genius. Place a jar intended for tips to fund college, and misspell the word “college” to convince everyone that you need more school.

Earlier, we saw sugar-free sugar.  The next logical step is obviously these non-dairy creamers that contain milk.   We’re not farmers so we don’t know much about dairy free cows, but we’re pretty sure it doesn’t work this way.

All our lives in school, we waited for this.  It’s too late for our hopes and dreams, but we can live through our kids.  This sign really reminds us of the classic movie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.  Is it wrong that we are hoping for a work-free sleep zone next?

Porn is so mainstream now, it’s accepted everywhere.  Here, we have porn advertised right alongside some beans, so you can snack while you watch.  Gives a new meaning to the term, “spicy dinner.” Who knew meals could be so exciting?

We have a dream, where dry erase boards are not priced differently because of the color of their foam.  Seriously, this may be accidental but it’s still a little awkward.

Okay, to the untrained eye this looks like an underlined “LOL,” but look again and you’ll see it’s supposed to convey a person with his arms over his head, drowning gracefully in softly flowing waves.

Apparently, in Ecuador, the things we call bananas are known as “long yellow things.”  This store may have prices you can trust, but we’re pretty sure the produce department employees are a little shady.

When you are eating a tartlet, you must understand tartlet lingo.  Tartlet means tiny.  Like, very tiny.  Miniscule, in fact.  Enjoy your tiny serving of fruit filling.

Halt, none shall pass this point without the magic phrase or the mystical golden key. I am the Guardian of the…hey, wait.

This is a community service announcement.  Frostbite is real.  We do not recommend wearing flip flops in the snow.

The rarely mentioned dophinasaurus has been extinct for several hundred thousand years, but we see it here in its native habitat of plastic packaging.

Mom always warned you; if you make that face, it will freeze that way.  Here is proof that she wasn’t “lion” to you. By the way - staring at the Moon for 5 minutes will end with the same result.

No matter how we break this advertisement down, it makes no sense.  Carpet your whole what, exactly? Or, carpet your only whole what?  Inquiring minds want to know, because $99 is a steal.  We think.

Nothing captures a mother’s love like Domestos total blast toilet gel.  We recommend this in a gift set with a scrub brush and broom.

If you don’t think a chihuahua bidding your loved one “Adios” while wearing a sombrero is in good taste, then you definitely don’t want to look at the card under it that is wishing your dearly departed loved one a happy birthday.

There are those who think Taco Bell tacos taste like cardboard.  For these folks, we are proud to introduce the wrapper taco, which really is…well, cardboard.

Why should kids be forced into clothing that is gender specific?  Here, we have frilly undies for those boys who are in touch with their feminine sides.

This production line supervisor was out sick on the day that ice cream dipping 101 was covered in Cone School.    The heartache of unwrapping this cone would be completely forgotten if the inside had a chocolate covering as well.

No Worries, this boat is covered by insurance.  We think.  Perhaps a better name for this vessel might have been The Titanic II;  then the owner would get his money back when the blockbuster movie about his sinking boat is made.

Oh, sneaky sneaky sneaky.  Without one, would we truly need the other?  Here we have perpetual company security; those who crave pizza will always want to lose weight, and those on a diet will always want to cheat.

You can look, but you can’t touch.  Ok, you can touch, but you definitely can’t sit. Putting this perfectly good bench behind the fence is more than a little mean, guys.

Happy Irbthday, Rfank!  We olve you!  One thing is for sure, this person was very surprised by his birthday banner. Like, very very surprised.

We aren’t sure who is more offended at this, Fido the dog or Fluffy the cat. Actually, our wallets are more offended than either of them; who spends $25 for a picture frame anymore?

Red Hot Chili Peppers are a punk rock band of some fame.  Red, hot, chilly paper is not. Red Hot Chili Peppers sing great songs and feature a guy named Flea. Red, hot, chilly paper gives you paper cuts.

Theresa will forever be remembered by her classmates as a fun, bubbly quarterback who ran track and field and excelled in both her shop and home economics classes.

First, let’s visit a few things we didn’t know.  We didn’t know McDonald’s had McPopcorn, and we certainly didn’t know you could get ice by the bag at the fast food restaurant.

This phone cover is for those who spend too much time on their phones, and not enough time in the real world.  Yes, we love Europe, but that is where we draw the line on this picture.

Ah, the rare black strawberry.  These are indigenous to supermarkets who package fruit in the dark.  It’s hard to judge if the person buying the strawberries is going to be disappointed because these are grapes.

Until that very moment, George had always considered himself to be a Koala.  Now, he finds himself stuck in an identity crisis. To be fair, Koala bears probably enjoy Chinese food, too.  Still, this little fellow looks kind of confused to find himself up on this sign.

Sure, it’s all fun and games to switch switches until someone electrocutes himself; who’s laughing then?  In this alternate reality, the center is left, the left is center and the right…well, the right is where it belongs.

Lemons and limes are similar in that they are citrus fruits.  Other than that, they are different in everything from color to color, and especially in color.   Anyone with a first-grade education knows that a lemon is yellow.

These pajamas aren’t quite as scary as the sign promises.  Princess Sophia and Mario are actually pretty nice, and Batman is a superhero, so we call foul on the sign promising our children nightmares.

This lady is head over heels for…well, whatever this is that is being advertised. Perhaps she is from Australia, the land of head-down-under your feet?

Inground pools are for sissies. Why just have a pool when you can float your entire house? Nothing like waking up in the AM and rolling out of bed for a nice swim in your basement. Or kitchen. Or the living room.

Obviously, this is one line painter that is in touch with his artistic side. See how the curve gently arches away from the middle, indicating that we as humans should be free to let go of the straight and narrow, to take a chance on life.

Here, we have the Ollege of Very Poor Architects Who Don’t Plan Very Well at All. You can see the “C” tucked carefully to the side of the sign, much like the “C” the student who designed this got on his report card.

Who said there is no truth in advertising? While McDonald’s is not exactly for the health conscious, we’re pretty sure the corporation wouldn’t appreciate this unfortunate billboard placement.

We bet this McDonald’s chain got a lot of resumes after they posted this sign! Not sure if writing ‘smiling feces’ is the best way to attract people or customers to come in or apply for the job.

Subliminal messages from coffee shops, or deliberate sabotage from within?  The world may never know, but suddenly we want a Dunkin Donuts coffee instead of Starbucks.  The mermaid is embarrassed to have her likeness on this van right now.

Spiderman, Batman, Superman, Ironman, what’s the difference, really?  Is this a subtle insult to Superman, or a boost for Batman’s self-esteem.

If you need privacy, simply ask all bystanders to step into this booth while you make your call. Of course, this picture obviously depicts a time gone by when phones were attached to walls, or the outside of booths, with wires.

Doritos has a serious rivalry with Chester, but it’s plain to see the cool cheetah is winning this battle.

The salespeople in this store have had enough. The mannequins never appreciate all of their hard work, so why bother? Stapling a shirt to the torso here is probably easier than buttoning all of those buttons. We sincerely hope this doesn’t become a trend, though.

This is a fantastic price for a twelve pack of Pepsi. We should take advantage of the sale and pick up several packages. Joke’s on you, though; we are a Coke only store. This is how much you would have saved, had we carried Pepsi.

Even when doing yoga at the office it should be done with style. Get your sports clothes on and start hitting that chair and floor. By the way, you should demand an office shower.

When it's time to pop some champagne before the wedding as a signal of the bride's last moments as an unmarried woman, the bridesmaids toast to the wife-to-be. One person pours the drinks for the rest of the group.

This is a hidden message; when you have a baby, you need to have enough beer and wine to get you through until the teen years.

Imagine how surprised customers were to discover that they can, at last, eat soup with a fork!

People who work in front of the camera already know what they're allowed to wear. Mainly the weather people who are almost always standing in front of a blank green screen watching a monitor across the set.

We love when our kid’s clothing is as educational as it is fun.  This is decidedly not either one. Parents, make sure you are always ready to teach the right thing after your clothes lie to your children.

Sure, maybe you thought you would get a pizza with pepperoni on the entire pie, but what did you really expect?  This pizza is for sale, half off. 

Someone thought it was 'bring your dog to work' day. But that's on Monday. Today is Thursday and that means "someone get a hold of this dog day".

These warehouse workers are clearly rebels without a cause.  How dare these boxes tell them what to do? Who do these cardboard boxes think they are?!

Here we have another victim of the cake decorator who takes things much too literally.  This time, the victim is poor, innocent Ryan who probably can’t even read the alphabet yet.

We don’t see a problem with this. A filet-o-fish sandwich comes with cheese, right? But is it cheese on the side? Because that's what we're seeing here.

We didn’t relish pointing this out, but sometimes condiments can just be cruel.  This one’s life is turned upside down, and it can ruin my OCD perfect world.

It’s back to school time, and you never know when you might need a nice, sharp knife.  These come in handy for cutting your mystery meat in the cafeteria.

Drivers with handicapped stickers tend to get the best parking spaces in the lot.  Unless, of course, you are trying to park in this particular lot. It’s unclear if this is a spot for handicapped individuals to just hang out, or to keep wheelchair-bound individuals prisoner for some unknown reason.

Mia Khalifa did have one pretty public mishap since she started covering sports, though. It seems her previous beauty investment literally collided with a hockey puck during a recent game. Or rather, it collided with her! And squarely in the boob.

Considering the velocity of professional hockey shots, this was no laughing matter. It actually required her to undergo breast surgery for a ruptured implant!