Too much information has become a way of life for some people these days. For some, way too much! Social media seems to encourage the oversharing, and celebrities are no exception to this trend.
No Such Thing As Bad Publicity?
After all, celebrity careers depend on maximum public exposure. A recipe for personal disaster, if there ever was one.
It's time to take a look at ways your favorite personalities have tried to stand out from the crowd. Some of it is downright shocking! But are we complaining? Nah, our Instagram feed needs a little spice from time to time.
See which celebs really have nothing to hide:
Jessica Fartson
She blinded us with science, and we are not sure if we can ever look at her the same way again! Jessica, what in the world prompted this farty factoid on Twitter?
Honestly, the takeaway here seems to be that pregnancy does not make women stinkier than the average person out there. What a relief! Ladies, maybe we should actually thank Jessica for being so real on social media. In a world of botox and butt implants, this really is a nice change of pace.
Countess Kim
The Kardashian clan as a whole has probably tried just about every surgery out there, and we are not complaining. These gorgeous ladies sure know to use medical technology, and one day it will probably be available to all of us. But what is Kim sharing here? She looks positively bloody, but not terribly unhappy.
Kim is showing us the 'vampire facial' popular in Los Angeles right now. Did you know your own blood contains many healing elements the body needs? Now, people are applying it topically after a special processing machine filters the plasma.
Don't worry, Kim has not been stealing the youth from the village girls in a creepy castle. She's just ahead of the trend — as usual!
Poopy Times
Ashton, why? We love you, and now the image of you trapped on a toilet is burned into our minds and ruining our fantasies. Everyone gets sick, but we always pictured you just powdering your nose in the WC.
Hopefully, this Rabbi is a man of the good book and doesn't judge you as harshly as we do. Maybe his wife has some matzah ball soup for your stomach flu! There's no shame in asking, especially after you've already told millions on twitter about your toilet trouble.
I Had Pizza In The Tub And I Liked It
So it looks like somebody is eating pizza in the bathtub. If you guessed Katy Perry shared this moment, you would be right. What is the world coming to, people?
She's got it all right there, including the salt and pepper for seasoning. While many would assume that Katy has many comfortable tables to dine at, she doesn't seem to remember that at the moment. There's a big risk of getting soap pizza here or worse — spicy bathwater. Yuck, Katy!
Mammary Mommy
Kourtney always seemed like the most down-to-earth Kardashian in the bunch, and she has never given us a reason to think she has a wacky side. Until now, that is.
Girl, yuck! What would lead you to taste your own breastmilk, anyway? In this case, it is not Kourtney sharing this TMI. It's the mischievous Khloe, but is she a reliable narrator? Maybe this story was misunderstood, so we will give level-headed Kourt the benefit of the doubt for now.
Waxy, Waxy Lady
Bella Thorne is just like all of us. Sometimes, things get a little hairy! But honestly, it's a bit TMI to share this magical moment with millions. Bella, what were you thinking?
It looks like she has provided us with a play-by-play, actually: The tense application of the wax, the pain as the strip is cruelly ripped away, and the moment of peace after the act. Thanks for the educational journey, Bella.
Lena's Special Day
Lena Dunham is the mind behind Girls, the show that seems to perfectly describe all our millennial woes. Recently, she declared that she is the "voice of a generation". But wait — what is Lena trying to say to us with this surprise snapshot?
Looks like she is at the gyno! Maybe this actually isn't such a big overshare for Lena, considering how many times she went nude on the show! The doctor's office is nothing compared to that if we really think about it.
A Little Bit Kookoo
Kaley, what are you doing on the toilet? Looks like multitasking, but we are a little bit shocked that this might be a regular routine for the actress.
And who is this assistant adjusting her earring during the act? While this is not your average occupational hazard, there's a pretty big chance that this social media post is just a bit of trolling. Anyone who has seen The Big Bang Theory knows that Kaley has a healthy sense of humor!
Cardi Claps Back
Cardi B is not exactly known for her tact, but that's the only reason we love her lyrics. And she definitely had a dose of honesty on social media recently when a woman accused the rapper of getting more implants and fillers.
Let a girl get fat in peace, everybody! Cardi did have a baby this year, and that comes with a lot of changes to the body without any intervention. While she has admitted to surgical enhancement in the past, we aren't so sure this time!
Cleana Dunham
Lena is back again with yet another overshare. This time, it's all about keeping things clean. But maybe her social media post is a little bit dirty by design!
We've got to hand it to Lena for cleaning at all as a famous starlet, but she is known to keep it real from time to time. The real question is, whose urine is she removing? The intrigue is killing us, Lena! Was it someone we know?
Krazy Like A Kesha
We've been under the impression that Kesha spends a lot of time walking around with a "bottle full of whiskey" on the weekends. But it seems she is now sharing some new hobbies with us!
While we appreciate this rare glimpse into her private life, we must admit we are more confused than ever. Whose beards have you been molesting, and did anybody realize you collected their DNA? Kesha has some real explaining to do, and we don't believe she is now a walking hairpiece.
Helmet Hair
Chrissy Teigen is the lucky lady to have locked down John Legend, and it seems they are pretty happy! A new child, and new challenges. But wait — what is going on here with baby Legend?
Chrissy recently shared some very real news on social media about a health condition they discovered their son was dealing with. His head was not shaped correctly, and this darling helmet is supposed to fix the problem. Speedy recovery, lil' Legend!
Can't Kim Enough
It's a Kim K world, and we just live in it. That's how it seems on social media these days, anyway! The curvy Kardashian never seems to disappoint us with more and more angles to enjoy her likeness. But some of them probably qualify as TMI, right?
It's all relative, really. Is a totally nude shot of Kim covered in oil with black gloves too much information — or just the right amount of information? The jury's out, but the pics keep coming in. Thanks — we think?
Karma Karma Karma Cha-Pee Pee
Boy George, you rascal! What in the world are you talking about? Things have changed since your wild days in the '80s, since social media reaches almost every corner of the globe, 24/7.
It seems Mr. Boy is disappointed by a performance he saw one night, and he believes that nothing — not even guys and champagne — could have helped make it acceptable for viewers. Is this an overshare, though? This seems to be right in line with the persona we all know and love!
John Mayhem
Let's be honest, John Mayer is no stranger to oversharing online. He got into some trouble years ago when he exposed private details about Jessica Simpson, and it seems he has not learned his lesson!
It seems that Mr. Mayer has one very strange distraction in his life, and it seems he is almost describing a meditation. If only Tiger Woods had known the singer way back when — he might be number one in the world today. But wait — he is number one! John, stick to songs.
Tantric Times
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Puff Diddy — we don't even know anymore. The man keeps changing his name like we change our flings, but maybe there is a reason he has been so disoriented!
This TMI post appears to answer a lot of questions about what the rapper actually does in his free time these days, and it seems he has found a meditative practice that makes him feel more grounded now. The real question is, will this new zen make him calm down with the name game? Please, Diddy!
Angel Eyes
Big Sean is a big rapper, and it seems he is willing to post more than the average entertainer for the world to see. We assume making it big in music does come with a confidence boost. But did this post go too far?
Is he going to leave this one up, or what? It is pretty funny, but we assume Jheneaiko is not joking here. Time to make this social post private, Big Sean!
A Cunning Linguist
Kirstie Alley has always been a sassy lady, but we never knew she was a poet! It seems she has created a brand new way to talk about female anatomy, but we are not quite sure that this one is going to catch on like wildfire.
She does claim she got good feedback on her end, but we disagree with mere anecdotal evidence. Stop trying to make "polly wog" happen, Kirstie, It's not going to happen.
Rippa What
Jake Shears is actually the singer you might recognize from the Scissor Sisters, an early 2000's group many of us have never forgotten about. You may not know what Jake has moved on to some solo projects, but this self-promotion seems a bit TMI!
It seems BFF Kelly Rippa decided to poke some fun at him on social media, but what exactly does she mean? Only clever readers will be able to figure out this not-so-inside joke!
Matriarch in Mexico
Kris Kardashian may be the most clever and calculating of all, with many suspecting she is really the brains behind the curvy operation. As the mature one in the room, she usually seems pretty refined. So what on earth is going on here?
It looks like Kris decided to get a little attention herself on social media! But where is she? It looks like she might be vacationing in Mexico, and we should have warned her about the tequila down there. Kris, everyone can see you!
Handler Seeks Handler
We all love the crudeness that Chelsea brings to the table. No one can insult you quite like this host, and maybe we secretly hope to be the butt of one of her witty jokes one day. In the meantime, we can only watch from afar!
So what has Chelsea been up to according to Twitter? It looks like a bit of drunk texting on vacation! We can't say TMI in this case, since gems like these are the reason we loved her in the first place. More, please?
Lovely Lady Bits
Lady Gaga is definitely known for her outrageous outfits, and we have to admit that this one might have finally gone too far. It's definitely too much information for daytime TV, and there's no way this would fly on Facebook either!
Why does she always up the ante like this? Has social media pushed us to the point where this is now required to stand out from the crowd? Possibly so! What do you think about this brave new world?
Masking and Tasking
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are quite the couple on social media. Documenting their journey, it seems these two lovebirds really know how to spend an afternoon together. Coffee — check. Eye masks — check?
Why yes, it seems that Kristen and Dax are all about the masks these days. And why not? It's never a bad time to de-puff, but is this TMI for Dax? Maybe his friends will ridicule him, but he's already with the girl of his dreams. If she's into it, he's into it. Permission to indulge, check!
Toothy Tyra
Tyra girl, we do relate to this. It sucks to have your teeth compromised by spinach when you know you need to smile and communicate with other humanoids in public. Is this TMI, or just Tyra's down to earth nature in social media form?
For the judgy readers out there, maybe it's too low brow. But thinking back to the time when she taught her talk show audience how to improvise a workable sanitary pad with public bathroom toilet paper, this is tame ladies!
Never Enough Puff
Does Kim Z want to be like Kim K? We don't know for sure, but she does at least want to plump up her lips enough to look like the sensual goddesses that dominate social media at the moment. Sometimes things don't go as planned in injection world, however.
Kim Zolciak decided to show what it looks like when things go badly! Maybe her agent will tell her this is TMI for her career since everyone is supposed to pretend they were born with it. We thank you for your honesty, Miss Z!
Feeling Up Franco
James Franco has become known as a pretty eccentric guy. After his Comedy Central roast, no one could say that they didn't find out about the many sides of this man. A visionary, a weirdo, an actor, a lover, a writer, a director — and now, a masturbator.
James shares some of his habits here, and we do wonder if this is the secret to his success. Maybe a little more personal time is the missing ingredient to maximize creativity? The science may still be out, but James is staying in.
Butt Why, Heidi?
If this looks like a rear-end to you, that would be correct. But whose sandy cheeks are these, and why are we looking at them?
Well, it turns out to be another exciting angle of none other than Heidi Klum. And at age 46, this is pretty impressive gluteal action! Victoria's Secret sure knew what they were doing when they hired this German bombshell, and it looks like she is still enjoying modeling bikinis in her own time quite nicely. TMI? We don't think so!
Grown Ass Poo
Amber has been busy with some feminist activism in recent years, but it looks like she accomplished something else when no one was looking. Why the birth of a child!
Potty training can be a challenging time for both parents and children. But Amber, why all the fecal conversation? Even you seem to be questioning the propriety here. Social media TMI, or exactly what every new mother bubbles about in real life? We report, you decide!
Style Slanging
The late '90s have come and gone, and the early 2000s are definitely done. So what exactly is Joel from Good Charlotte up to these days?
A quick peek on social media can tell us quite a bit! It looks he is really into wordplay in new ways now, well beyond writing the lyrics of our favorite teen tunes. Will his creativity make it on to Urban Dictionary, at least? Nothing can stand in his way, go Joel!